A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked,"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, Are you nuts"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars But Realistically, we're living with two s l u t s and a Queer."
2006-10-24 20:13:01 · 21 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats great, thanks for my morning giggle!!
2006-10-24 20:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by dopeydora2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-10-24 20:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lupee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. That one made me laugh out loud.
2006-10-24 22:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol. good one 10 out of 10
2006-10-24 20:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still stays funny!!
2006-10-24 20:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-10-26 00:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-10-25 03:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make me laugh
2006-10-24 22:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, lol
2006-10-24 21:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by bluebell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah good
2006-10-24 20:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, made my day
2006-10-24 21:12:34 · answer #11 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋