Getting some halloween ideas, I have seen many on the internet ,but they are way to long .. do you have any originals that you can come up with?
2006-10-24 19:53:16 · 8 answers · asked by Swtnis 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told you I was sick
2006-10-24 20:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Smart Dude 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here lies George Blake, Stepped on the Gas instead of the Brake Here lies Lestor Moore, two slugs from a 44, no less, no Moore.
2006-10-24 20:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by Funny Car 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6ft in the dirt,
and now i know,
whats beneath the skirt,
that would be a funny epitaph for a guy
2006-10-24 20:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If my mother hadn't been cremated, I would have put this on her tombstone. It is something she sat straight up in bed (from a morphine coma) and said a hour before she passed away.
"Well I'm sure not going to get myself in this fix again!"
2006-10-24 19:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by galacticsleigh 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wear an alien mask, a draculla cape, some fangs on them teeth, a ware-wolf feet and run around topeless screammin "booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobooooooooooooooooooo boob boob!!"
did i just say boob!?
2006-10-24 20:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hand tossed pepperoni.
2006-10-24 19:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
here lies a lawyer.. he lies still.
vampires beware. my last meal had garlic, and lots of beans.
2006-10-24 21:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by doe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here i am, here i be,
You'll be joining me soon enough...
2006-10-24 19:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋