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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're p***ed!!

2006-10-24 19:50:21 · 23 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

It was kind of lame but the fact that you make the effort is good.

2006-10-24 20:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Doc M 3 · 0 0

Hilarious, but I never seen a pig, helicopter, valley, or fire engine on a merry-go-round. . .

2006-10-25 02:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well... you got me thinking for awhile there.

Thing is, I never saw a giant pig, and a fire engine(?) in a merry-go-round before?
Now, that is funny... Haha... :)

2006-10-25 03:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by sexy_mom 3 · 0 0

Kinda korny but a little laughter here lol

2006-10-25 02:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0 0

Ha hah ha ha ha aaaghhhh hahaha ssss ha ha ah snort hahahah

2006-10-25 07:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0 0

mmm little bit lame, but quite funny lol

2006-10-25 04:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by bluebell 4 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-10-25 09:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

give me another ticket for this ride good joke.

2006-10-25 03:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

g

2006-10-25 03:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by GodOfWar 1 · 0 0

hmmm

2006-10-25 03:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by tommo 2 · 0 0

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