She's getting to be a teen-ager. She knows boys aren't allowed over, and so far we've had no problems with that. But. Is it time to start marking lines on the liquor bottles? Getting a v-chip for the teevee? I'm especially worried when re-runs of old 'Saturday Night Live' with 'Toonces, the Driving Cat'* are on. She's too young!!
I get home and it's all "brrp! brrp!" and then purring, but I have a feeling there's something going on that she's not telling me about.
With all the bad influences in the media -- even in family newspapers, it's "Look -- go eat lasagna, make fun of your person, hate the dog, and don't exercise" -- and have you ever really listened to Tom Jones? "So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!" One of these days I'm going to come home to mascara-enhanced whiskers, and it's going to break my heart.
Any tips for keeping a teen-ager on the straight and narrow?
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toonces_the_Driving_Cat
http://www.catass.com/toonces/
2006-10-24 19:19:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Some things I forgot:
When we first met, she was living on the street, downtown. So, even though she's young, I'm sure she knows a few things.
She's getting spayed in a couple of weeks.
And, re. catnip: what really concerns me is that it seems to take more and more to get her high. Sigh. Kids!
2006-10-24 20:38:15 · update #1
You could go out and purchase video cameras for all of the rooms. If she is entertaining Toms in the bedroom, or purchasing drugs over the back fence from the local hep cat, or yowling out on the fence all hours of the night behind your back when you go to sleep with those headphones on your ears, serves you right for not having her spayed when she was much younger and wouldn't notice the difference. She would now be a mellow lay-about and not give you any reason to worry.
2006-10-24 19:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by SympatheticEar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I know if I were a cat, and didn't have to work, I would sleep as often as I could, in the sunlight of course. I would eat as much as I wanted, because if you are a fat cat you are cute! I am sure I would be investigating things that have been left unattended by my human like jewelry, hair pins and such, and maybe hide a few items and just amuse myself until nap time again! Oh if only it could be that way for us humans
2006-10-24 19:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you inhale some of that catnip while the cat was sleeping?
2006-10-24 19:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you have to let them grow up someday.
2006-10-24 19:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats scary and weird.... do us all a favor and dont ask anymore questions on yahoo answers
2006-10-24 19:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
o....k
is it a full moon or something?
2006-10-24 19:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by shirazzza 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋