Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain-smoker, and one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar than he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The chain-smoker looked at it and paused.
The homosexual saw what he was thinking and said, "You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
2006-10-24 19:05:27 · 31 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is so funny!!! Thanks so much.
2006-10-29 19:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From my knowledge, the story is not the men visiting the doctors office. They all die and show up in heaven and God tells them they have one more chance at life, and if the drinker drinks, the smoker smokes, and the homosexual has sex they lose their life and die again.
2006-10-24 19:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of stereotypical and potentially offensive to some people about homosexuality being a vice or something to see a doctor about, but it's not a bad joke and it's not rude, so I don't hate it;) K-Westie
2016-05-22 12:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by MarilynAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep thats a good one dew
2006-10-24 20:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dang...I think Teaser has had a little too much of that laughin gas. lol
2006-10-24 20:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! It's funny! I'll have to remember that one.
2006-10-24 19:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-24 19:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by hangychha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boring!
2006-10-24 19:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by Julian 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahahahaha. whahahaha... that was really funny... didn't expect that to be the ending. Once again, you did it.
2006-10-26 09:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just great, can't wait to tell it over!
2006-10-24 19:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10... nice. mainly for "eww" factor.
2006-10-24 19:08:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋