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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

2006-10-24 18:45:45 · 10 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

That is one smart grandmother. LMAO!!

Thanks.

2006-10-25 20:04:33 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0 0

Ha ha! I can give that a 10/10

2006-10-24 19:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Julian 3 · 1 0

HAHAHA hope the grand daughter doesnt become allergic to OJ lol

2006-10-24 20:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0 0

Funny Funny i give it a 9.

2006-10-24 21:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by sansan4828 4 · 0 0

hehe love it
10

2006-10-24 20:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0 0

i like the joke,very good.lol

2006-10-24 20:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by kitty 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha that is really good did you think of it yourself. i think it deserves a 8.5.

2006-10-24 18:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

pretty funny!8.

2006-10-24 18:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by Flory M 2 · 1 0

lol...gd one... haha

2006-10-24 19:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. LOL.

2006-10-30 05:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

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