I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
2006-10-24 18:44:18 · 15 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. 7.
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2006-10-30 05:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny. It's nice to hear a good clean joke without profanity. Thanks.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10. You're a winner!
2006-10-25 01:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by makeitright 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 10 out of 10. just imagine if he worked for z1077 lol
2006-10-25 03:15:44 · answer #3 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a horrible thought! I never liked 7-Up very much.
2006-10-26 03:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since it is quite funny, I can give you a 10/10!
Well done!!!
2006-10-25 02:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Julian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, how about a person who works in that AK 47 gun making factory. 10 *
2006-10-25 01:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill give it an honest 7, its not that it wasnt funny- it was- i could predict the ending though- try to reword it so that its harder to geuss :)
2006-10-25 03:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...it gave me a chuckle.
on a scale of 1-10..i'll give it a 7.5
2006-10-25 01:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt think it was funny
2006-10-25 01:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by joker_2oo6 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny - poor guy.
2006-10-25 01:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋