2006-10-24 18:37:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Ford
FIRST ON RACE DAY! Many Ford loving folk's will argue and might even "throw a fist" if you insult their ride or choice of owning this type of car. Freedom/liberty/ the pursuit of happiness ,ONLY IN AMERICA! Good luck!
2006-10-27 03:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Hank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Uninformed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
HYUNDAI
Hope You Realise Nothing's Dependable And Inexpensive?
MAZDA
Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving SLowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced Leisurely Driving Sedan Made Of Biuk's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA
Too Often Yanks Overprice This Automobile
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
2006-10-25 01:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by d_f_cornish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For Off Road Driving
For Only Real Drivers
2006-10-27 00:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by piplong2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holden stands for "Home Of Lousy Driver Education Nil"
2006-10-25 01:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Leah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flip Over Read Directions
2006-10-25 05:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
F*cked
Over
Road
Disaster
2006-10-25 01:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tom G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep, just like "Chevrolet" stands for "Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time"
2006-10-25 01:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by supensa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is getting boring FORD OR CHEVY BLAH BLAH BLAH
both are good cars but i like Chevy's myself
2006-10-25 08:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by chevyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ford jumped started a chevy yesterday!
2006-10-25 01:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha...... so funny! i have a great FORD thank you! a mustang and have had no problems with it. some people just have to make fun of others to make up for what they are missing out on or don't have (or drive). and you drive?????????? :)
2006-10-25 03:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Teri B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋