Its the begining of a Funny Epitaph...
Here Lies the Bones Of Joey Jones..
2006-10-24 18:18:18 · 9 answers · asked by Swtnis 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya , i am drawing a blank ....
2006-10-24 18:29:49 · update #1
who had a habit of eating ice cream cones'
he switched to yogurt but it was too late
the cholesterol had sealed his fate, so learn what you can from joeys bones and
eat healthier or us healthy people will be all alone
2006-10-25 03:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by jawtar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies the Bones of Joey Jones
we buried him and all he owns
We marked his grave upon a map
that leads to Joey and all his crap.
Six feet down is where he'll be
with a hell of a case of leprosy.
2006-10-25 01:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by Lord L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here lies the bones of Joey Jones,, He loved to set out traffic cones, One day joey was struck - - by a big yellow truck, and here are his bones in a cone.
2006-10-25 02:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here Lies the Bones Of Joey Jones
He ate too many ant drones . . .
That's all I got.
2006-10-25 01:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here lies the bones of joey jones my @ss lol
2006-10-25 01:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who possessed one too many cell phones
They all went off at the very same time
The "vibrate" feature blew his mind
2006-10-25 01:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who lost his life from too much talking on his cell phone.......
Toodleloo......ring, ring, ring,,,,,,,,
At the tone, press one and leave your message.....
2006-10-25 01:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which were hidden by mighty trojans
2006-10-25 01:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by anushree 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he was killed by a s1ut who took it up the butt
2006-10-25 01:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋