Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch a-s-s should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2006-10-24 17:36:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha very nice !
2006-10-30 02:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were really intelligently conceived and wisely presented. and thus obviously very good ! For Erica R - Was that also a Chinese Proverb ? Great One!
2006-10-24 17:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary
2006-10-24 19:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, words of wisdom from very wise bird.
2006-10-26 19:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ the fool/wise man and wife
2006-10-24 17:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
2006-10-24 17:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I saw a couple I hadn't seen before.
2006-10-24 17:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Some wisdom, Oh Learned One ? LOL.
They are hilarious! LOL.
2006-10-28 15:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man who finger woman on period get caught red-handed....
2006-10-24 17:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Erica R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wo xi wang ni man si!
2006-10-24 17:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id only heard 3, very cool!
2006-10-24 23:04:46 · answer #11 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋