my cat pees like a dog
eats like a dog
sometimes barks
chases cats
love bones
hates catfoot
watches lassy
How can I get my cat back?
2006-10-24 16:51:30 · 8 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The only thing to do is perform the exorcism yourself. I was going to suggest one but Delphic Oracle has come up with a very effective sounding plan. When cleansing Fluffy it's best to do it within a circle of catnip. At a point representing each of the 4 directions place on the circle: a litterbox, scratching post, feather on a stick, furball remedy. Fluffy should come back to you soon.
2006-10-24 19:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by strgoddss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How terrible. Well first gird your arms and loins with leather gloves and chaps. Falcon handlers gloves are perfect. Approach Fluffy saying gently--'Good doggy. Doggy want a biscuit?' Pet Fluffy briefly to relax him/ her and then, restrain your baby firmly but gently with cat handcuffs. Anoint Fluffy with some mustard oil with the herbs boswellia and thistle in it, while chanting forcefully, 'Demon Dog OUT!!!!!' 'Cat Goddess compels thee to get out!!!!'
Wrap Fluffy in a towel and put him/her in a prewarmed cat bed and stand vigil until Fluffy comes to his/her senses. A meow will be the first sign that the demon is gone.
2006-10-25 00:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to Christ, you should drive the dog spirit into a pack of pigs.
2006-10-25 00:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gwen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!! omg hilarious. Call a priest immediately!
2006-10-24 23:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, isn't it good to have both a cat and a dog in one??? you have two pets when you only need to feed one....
2006-10-25 00:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by cheesecake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut back on your coke habit.
2006-10-25 00:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by bracken46 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a pet exorcist. And pray pray pray for your kitty! :)
2006-10-24 23:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by buttercup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll need an Exorcist for that.
2006-10-24 23:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by Demon Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋