Whats so bad about hell? If there happens to be Hell/Heaven where would you rather be?In heaven do you think they'll have tattooists,Strip Joints,Marijuana,Beer,Prostitution,Heroin,Violence,Sex
Drugs & Rock'nRoll,Tea,Coffee,Pizza,Cocaine,Oral Sex,Upers&Downers,Harleys?I wouldn't want prayer meetings with the bearded 1 day after day that would suck.Hell sounds like a great place an eternity of Drug Addiction,Sex,Beer,Party's,Tattoo Therepy,Irn Bru,Oral Sex.What would you rather have an eternity of bible reading palm trees & no puss* or the latter drugs sex & rock'inroll i know what id rather have haha infact iv signed up already so bring it on.I used a bible as bog roll once that was a sin but it sure beat my socks.
2006-10-24 16:44:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eternal fire as apposed to food & games i still know what id rather have lets face the fact that heavens gona be boring boring boring skiping leaves eternal laughter madness.I am currently a tattooist im takin my machine wi me wherever i go.Slugs are tasty little bugers as to are drugs sure the come down can be hard but theres always irn bru
2006-10-24 17:03:24 · update #1
I may be in a black hole but theres always masterbation an eternity of masterbation and human steak now thats living.
2006-10-24 17:08:19 · update #2
HAHAHHA....Hell sounds great not that you put it like that! One huge party,,,,I guess I'll see you there!
2006-10-24 16:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Stevy L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You seem to have the wrong idea about Hell .... it is NOT a place where you will be provided with 72 virgins ... or 72 anything else.
It is a place where there will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. It will be a place of "torment", likened to the lake of fire, Gehenna. It will be separation; total separation from everyone and everything else ... probably like being in a "black hole". Total and permanent separation ... except you will have your memories ... the memories of the times you had th opportunity to accept the gift of Eternal Life from the Saviour Jesus Christ. The memories of the things you thought you would prefer ... "tattooists, strip joints, marijuana, beer, prostitutes, drugs, sex, uppers, downers, drugs, sex, beer, parties", etc. .... things you wanted, things you crave for, and will never again have because you are in that place of total darkness, in that "black hole" from which there is never any escape.
2006-10-24 23:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by kent chatham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell doesn't have all that stuff. Here is what the bible says that Heaven and Hell has.
Hell: Fire, Being locked in small cages, Pain for eternity, and all that junk. Hell doesnt have drugs and those things, it is where we go if we DO drugs and those things. Hell is not a big drinking and rock and roll party. It is a terrible place where all you do is burn to death.
Heaven is not a big cathiloc church either. It has games, a big table of food, No sin, No sleep (we wont need it), no scars, no bugs, nothing bad. It has all the wonderful things you want except drugs and things. And here is my last peice of advice for you: If you love drugs, beer and parties, you have no choice of where you are going to go.
2006-10-24 23:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if something like Hell/Heavens does exist, then it shurely different from what you say.
Hell: "the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth." (Matthews - You will shurely not enjoy it. Hell is a place of "infinite suffering", not "infinite lust", and this is a common misconception. The way to go there: you are doing a fine job (no offense, I was doing the same until I realized).
Heaven: "There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain" (Revelation 21:4). God is not an old-crippled man. He is powerfull, full of life. Heaven is a place of "infinite joy", not "infinite boredom". The only way to get in: believing we are sinners and accepting Jesus Christ's work for each of us.
2006-10-24 23:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by OverClocked 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven is all that's best in life. Everything you have listed is a man-made distraction. Heaven is being in a community where people love and care for one another. Everything you have listed will seem pale and unimportant compared with the richness of the life that awaits us.
2006-10-25 04:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by waycyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i beleive that the management have appllied for a drinks license and that cloud bathing in the nude is to be allowed.for environmental reasons harps are being banned and wings must only be only of a size suitable for cloud hopping and have a certificate of preening annually.
2006-10-25 06:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by carboncook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell is eternal fire. Heaven is eternal life. when we get there we won't care about those things. oh did i say we? i meant me because no one else here will take my side.
2006-10-24 23:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by ~Amber~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can make your hell on earth actually...you can go to your strip clubs, have your drugs and alcohol, and feel your empty feelings once the high is gone. you can be useless your entire life and die...and then go be useless for eternity. that is all hell is.
2006-10-24 23:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by itsjeremy6 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HELL IS DEATH YOU HAVE NO ROCK N ROLL, NO DRUGS ETC ETC, AND IF HEAVEN WILL MAKE YOU MISERABLE YOU WILL NOT BE THERE ANYWAY. YOU MUST WATCH A LOT OF TV
2006-10-25 01:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Suvivoru2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you even care? I NEVER care to joke or even talk about things I dont believe in.
What a waste of 5pts to even ask this question.
2006-10-24 23:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by What gives? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋