Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!
Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.
Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
^_^ enjoy
2006-10-24 16:19:15 · 11 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WoW these are fantasic! me my kids enjoy reading your jokes! their GrEeaT!!!! u should make some more! do u ever think about writing for hall marks? wow ur so goood at it plz email !!!!!!! ur the greatest!!!!
2006-10-24 16:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by GodOfWar 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awsome!
2006-10-24 16:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by badmonkey10875 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean ones are hard to get, anymore.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-10-25 20:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - The last one was my choice this time
2006-10-24 17:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More silly, funny ones.
Thanks, again.
2006-10-24 16:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good ones. LOL.
2006-10-28 16:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-24 16:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool.
2006-10-24 16:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..................thanks for the good lough :) have a nice one.......
2006-10-24 16:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Farah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
2006-10-24 16:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by .,;*°CHANANAIS°*;,. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋