Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam
Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo
Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on
Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
Have a Nice Day to everyone ^_^
2006-10-24 16:14:53 · 13 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree with u on the 1st one very much. Have a nice day to u too
2006-10-24 17:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this?
Q: What does Michael Jackson and a T.V. have in common?
A: A three year old can turn them on!
That is better than all of them!
2006-10-24 16:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some of them were kinda cute, but most of them sucked. I think I heard some of those when I was six.
2006-10-24 16:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by crchase16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're OK. But, i suggest updating some a little.
2006-10-24 16:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked the third and last one. Thanx
2006-10-24 16:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Starsky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! @ that vampire joke! haha..thanks !
NIce day to u as well!!
2006-10-24 16:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute,very good for kids.
2006-10-24 16:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long
2006-10-24 16:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kind of like one liners like this.
Thanks for the laughs!
2006-10-24 16:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute. :)
2006-10-24 23:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋