a guy with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? BOB
a guy with no arms or legs on your porch? MATT
a guy with no arms or legs on the wall? ART
a guy with no arms or legs in your sink? DWAYNE
a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
a girl with no arms or legs at the beach? SANDY
a girl with one leg? EILEEN
asian girl with one leg? IRENE
2006-10-24 15:34:51 · 7 answers · asked by scooter 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and by the way, ashley, I am a girl. I do have compassion for the handicapped and malformed. I have two parents that are quite handicapped...dad has polio, mom is blind. They TAUGHT me to have a sense of humor about oneself...they crack jokes about themselves ALL THE TIME. You need a Valium or something to lighten up.
2006-10-24 15:55:48 · update #1
what do you call 2 guy with no arms and no legs on your window silll??? CURT AND ROD!!
2006-10-24 15:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one...
What do you call a guy with no sense of compassion for handicapped people, no sense of humor to speak up, and a very small brain? Scooter.
2006-10-24 22:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a voyeur? Seymour
a female lawyer? Sue
a female burger flipper? Patty
a guy with short hair? Butch
a guy with long hair? Harry
a guy with a long -----? Dick
a guy who is a plumber? Dwayne
2006-10-24 22:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Draco Moonbeam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are good at that! Very creative! Unlike me! LOL
2006-10-24 22:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by I LOVE YOU! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with creampie its not that funny
oops did i say creampie? i meant cherripie.... ;) hey gurl
2006-10-24 22:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by GodOfWar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, that sucked
2006-10-24 22:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by jfont 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny.
2006-10-24 22:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋