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okay... now before you start calling me an idiot, you have to understand that we were all pretty drunk and we had just watched the first Jackass movie a few hours before the incident:

my friend Bo bet that a HotWheels car wouldn't be able to be stuck "up there" and he put fifty bucks on the line... so naturally... well, let's just say i have fifty more bucks today than i did last night. i figured it would come out naturally by now and it's been two days. what should i do?

2006-10-24 15:27:15 · 16 answers · asked by ben. 1 in Health Other - Health

16 answers

Hate to answer a question with a question, but have you tried to remove it yourself? You should be able to feel it. I am a nurse and have pretty much seen it all. Hopefully you haven't had any rectal bleeding. You may if you try to remove it yourself. I would go to the doc.

2006-10-24 15:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by ssgbeth 2 · 0 0

you HAD $50. What with your hospital bill you are about to have I'd say you can kiss that money good bye, along with a lot more.

Your comment about being drunk is your first clue. The second one is that Jackass is A MOVIE. Don't try anything you see as a stunt in a movie unless you are a professional.

2006-10-24 22:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 1 0

Well if you want to know you should go to the ER! If the car hasn't comeout by now it could be blocking your bowels. Your bowels can only back up so much before you are gonna be real sick. You might as well get it taken care of now before the blockage becomes life threatining

2006-10-24 22:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by ktpt 4 1 · 0 0

well im sure due to anal damage you now have swelling in that area that must hurt what a rider you must be!! if i were you hell no i wouldnt go to the hospital i would watch jack*** again and get a new idea how to get this car out of your rectum....dont they say dont try this at home? now you know why!! you better go sit on the pot and push or dig in there with some KY lubricant....

2006-10-24 22:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by ELIZY 4 · 0 0

You know you might be a redneck if you've ever known someone who's last were "Hey, watch THIS!!"

They need to have intelligence tests at Blockbuster before they rent movies?

2006-10-24 22:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There's a reason they named it 'Jackass'.

Hope it was worth the fifty.

2006-10-24 22:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by Snarktopus 4 · 0 0

Yeah go to the hospital. I think you lost the 50...

2006-10-24 22:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, go to the hospital. They'll be able to get it out of you.

2006-10-24 22:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Min02 4 · 0 0

Watch the end of that scene dude.

2006-10-24 22:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by The infamous bongblaster 4 · 0 0

go to the hospital

2006-10-24 22:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by narcissa 5 · 0 0

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