A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.??????
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
??????????
The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put
into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into
a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into
a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:?????
The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -?
Dead
?
Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead
?
Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
?
Maxine was setting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
2006-10-24 15:08:06 · 5 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i do all 3 thanks for confirming my theory
2006-10-24 15:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how true! I love Maxine!!
2006-10-24 22:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-24 22:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love her
2006-10-24 22:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!!!
2006-10-24 22:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by herekittykitty_07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋