>A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
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>Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
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>on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
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>(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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>The coffin stops
2006-10-24 15:05:51 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahahahahahahaha
that was soo great
Thank you for that
2006-10-24 15:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by a person 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
West Virginia dominating Rutgers in Piscataway, NJ, winning by 4 touchdowns, & dropping in the polls!!! That's a joke!
2016-05-22 11:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew that one, but I must say that you played a joke that relies on audio since it needs so many pauses out wonderfully with your spacing.
2006-10-24 15:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey! I get it, and it was actually funny! For a second I thought you were tricking us and wrote something scary. Thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-10-24 15:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by Pheobe :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK. That was good. Thumbs up.
2006-10-24 15:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was so cute! Hahahaha!!! Thumbs up for you.
d(^_^)b
2006-10-24 16:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD ONE I LOVED IT!!!!THAT WAS A GREAT I LOVE THE IRONICTWIST YOU GIVE AT THEEND OF IT!!!! GEEEEZZZ THAT WAS AWESOME!!! I LOVED IT !!! I CANT WAIT TO TELLALL MY FRIENDS!!!!THAT WAS GREAT THAT WAS GREAT.............
2006-10-24 15:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So flipping hilarious!! ^-^
Splee!!!
Thats pretty good..I laughed
:D
2006-10-24 15:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Onna NekoYasha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-25 05:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by Waynes Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU FOOLED ME ON THIS JOKE BUT FUNNY
2006-10-24 15:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋