Baby stories: tell me your funniest expirience whith your 0-6 year old.?

Question

I have five, soon to be six, kids and their ages range from unborn - 6. I have had many funny experiences, and some not so funny, with my kids.
The funniest thing was probably when my oldest told all of the younger ones that the coco-moco monster was going to eat them. My twin girls, 4, decided that they had to do something. Their freind told them they had to make a "potion" to kill the coco-moco. So after everyone was asleep, the girls snuck into our kitchen and got out the flour, the eggs, peanut butter, canola oil, vinegar, and god only knows what else! the made the most rancid mixture I have ever seen! My hubby and I discovered them sleeping on the kitchen floor, covered in slop the next morning. The smell was so gross, I can deal with five kids barfing on me at once, but this was just horibble! The mess was not that funny, Gimme some More funnys!

Answer 1

My husband and I had had an argument and hadn't really been speaking for a couple of hours. After a while I guess my 2 year old daughter had had enough of that and pulled out a chair from the kitchen table and gave my husband a time out, then pulled out another chair and gave me a time out too! She told her Daddy he hurt Mommy's feelings. Boy did we feel dumb! It was so cute and made us realize how silly we were being.

Answer 2

When my daughter now 19 was about 4 she and my mother were talking... My mother ha d just arrived home from a week long church camp and was very tired... As they were talking my mother put her feet up on the coffee table and sighed "I am so exhausted.. I can barely keep my eyes open" my daughter looked at her grandma and with complete sincerety said "Grandma I am a sausage like you, and I have bears in my eyes too.. maybe we should just go to bed" then put her feet on the table too... My mother laughed until her sides hurt..

My daughter now 9 is an avid enviromentalist the other day she informed me she wants to grow up and live in a tree to save it from loggers... I asked her what tree and she said "The one in the backyard so I can stilll watch tv with you." Ahhh the enviromentalist who doesnt want to leave home..

When my son was 8 we moved from a very warm climate to where it snowed all winter..... In late december he came into the house to let me know if you pee in the snow it steams and makes a hole... (Ok interesting information) I was appauled I had always taught my kids to pee in the toilet.. I said "Why were you peeing in the snow?" to which he repied "Calm down Mom it was for science.. You know education.." How do you fight that he had a point it was interesting science although very gross and it was somewhat educational... I finally said "Ok it was scientific once it's just gross if you do it again."

Answer 3

This will sound like I'm a bad person, but my daugther scoots around the place backwards, and I went to the bathroom and I told my son to watch her, next thing I know I hear screaming and I run into the room I left her in, and I could see her, she stops crying when I entered into the room, and I searched high and low, she was under our couch hiding from me with a big smile on her face.

Answer 4

well i have a five year old girl and a almost three year old boy and between the two of them i am always getting funny moments when my daughter was around 16 months old and walking around the house she would follow me everywhere and mimic what i would do i didnt realize that i would give my wife a little love pat on the but so often that my daughter did it one day to my wife to get her to give her a kiss, my son when asked if he was a boy or girl replied no i am a guy, there have been several other fun things that they have done i live enjoying thier fun and innocence and energy

Answer 5

We were waiting at the airport in Columbia SC with our five kids to catch a plane to JFK. They had recently remodeled the entire airport and lowered the fire alarm boxes to allow people in wheelchairs to be able to pull one. They also had little blinking lights on them, which made them irresistable to toddlers. Our littlest boy, then age 2 1/2, had made several attempts, but was finally sucessful in getting to one. Of course, all the alarms went off all over the place and the fire department and police arrived shortly afterwards. While they were assuring us that they all understood the problem (we weren't even the first to do it that day!), one of the female officers bent down to ask our son if he was the culprit. She was down on her knees, and put her arms around him, and he put his arms around her as well. When she paused for his answer, he looked into her face and said "You are a bootiful lady" and then kissed her cheek! It cracked everybody up. At least it took all the tension off, and they all said it was almost worth the false alarm just to catch that scene. Luckily we made our flight in time- but I make it a point now to watch out for fire alarms at low level.

Answer 6

When I was 4 we were in the store and there was a huge black men wearing a gold necklace, so I start tugging on my moms dress saying "mom, mom, look it's Mr. T.!" (from the show) Good thing he thought it was funny too!

Answer 7

When I was a baby my mom took me to the fireworks for my first fourth of july. I thought the fireworks were birds exploding and I asked my mom, "Birdy go boom?". Mom thought it was cute and still mentions it to me.

Answer 8

i was 6 and went to catholic school and we went to sandy hook and went to see a light house and the sign on the light house said not opened to the public i said we're not public we're catholic

Answer 9

MY SON ASKED ME WHERE THEY PUT THE BATTERIES IN THE WORLD TO MAKE IT MOVE, HE THOUGHT EVERYTHING NEEDED BATTERIES TO WORK.