2006-10-24 14:30:50 · 32 answers · asked by unphatman 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
that ugly chick that wakes up next to you was into water sports dude--- sorry to break the bad news to you.
2006-10-24 14:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Trip S 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
perhaps you got so hammered that you thought you where a urinal and peed on yourself, instead of using the head, you used your head. Or you could have peed in the trash and had to throw up and stuck you head in there. When drinking, there are many ways to come home smelling of urine. The best way to know how it happens is not to quit drinking, but instead videotaping it all. Hope this helps
2006-10-24 14:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon M 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Since he's got nothing else to do the rest of the year, Santa Claus goes around pouring helper elf piss on sleeping drunk people. I'll prove it to you. Go out on Christmas Eve and get mortalled. You will wake up smelling fine since Mr. Claus is busy. Be careful though, some years the tooth fairy covers for him.
2006-10-24 16:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm, I wonder why you even bother to ask... I sincerely think you already know the answer to this.
Urine smells just like that wherever or whenever you do it. Shouldnt be that hard to come up with a good answer...
2006-10-24 15:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by sexy_mom 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In laymen's terms, you appear to have peed yourself...
In scientific terms, you appear to have peed in your bed through your penis and come into a state of consciousness and thought that's a rubbish smell and that you don't like it...
Sorry if the scientific term is too detailed and hard to understand, I am, after all a BSc, PhD and NPHQ in bed-urinating...
2006-10-24 14:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jones 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HOLY COW! You people are so mean on here!!! It seems obvious to me his house cat comes in and PE_S on him in the middle of the night!!! He is sleeping peacefully and then that D@#$ED cat comes in and sneaks up on his bed..... I suggest stringing garlic garlands around your bed and (SEE) (( well actually you won't see anything cause your passed out)) So NIX that idea. Anyway just try the garlic and OH yeah take some Vitamins too. Put a litter box close to the bed and uhhhhhh... ok.... yeah, that's all I can think of. HOPE this HELPS!!!!!
2006-10-24 15:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Thankyou4givengmeaheadache 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you do no longer say how long you have had him. i'm assuming which you have had him possibly 3 weeks, or in all likelihood as low as a week. the main in all likelihood challenge is that's he's scared & lonely. i recognize a few human beings advise cages, through fact it makes the canines sense look after. I even have by no potential used this technique, yet then my canines have constantly slept the two on the mattress, or in my room & so i've got by no potential had this difficulty. attempt leaving him with some thing that smells of you, an old jumper, and so on, which you have worn for convenience. Or in case you have an old type alarm clock that ticks, wrap this up in his blanket or your jumper, through fact it sounds equivalent to the mummy's heartbeat. in all likelihood a teddy undergo. those are all issues that would help forestall him feeling lonely. Failing that, get a cage & placed all his bedding in that. initiate off by potential of putting him interior the cage while you're with him. Then steadily boost the time he's interior the cage on his very own. he will ultimately get the theory it rather is his area & in easy terms his. in case you decide directly to go away him downstairs, you will be able to desire to end happening to him. by potential of persevering with to pass downstairs, you're reinforcing that his whining gets a effect. As I stated, in my opinion, all my canines have slept in my room, through fact i could no longer undergo to pay attention them cry. we've 2 canines, a three year old staffy & a 10mth old boxer/workforce pass. the two sleep upstairs with us. the staff will fortuitously stay in mattress as long as there is somebody up there along with her. the staff/boxer starts off on the mattress & then gets off through fact she gets too warm & sleeps on the floor. possibly getting returned on the mattress if she gets chilly. Neither of them has ever whined at nighttime. the alternative is as much as you. specialists say you mustn't enable canines to sleep on the mattress through fact it could reason issues. For me it has solved them & i does no longer have it any other way. stable success. desire between the above procedures works for you,.
2016-12-28 04:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you drink to much and wet your self.
You need help go to AA will get all the help you need .
don't meane to be rude but you drink to much ok .
Know all about dringing to much ok .
You need help a lot
Hope im not been to hard on you .
2006-10-24 14:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by forrestblue4 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you bear an uncanny resemblance to a public urinal perhaps?
2006-10-25 02:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Might be a good idea to go passed the toilettes before you collapse. Try anyway. Who cares, relieve yourself anywhere, just not in your pants.
2006-10-24 14:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You keep passing out in the urinals...
2006-10-24 14:36:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋