What is the funniest excuse or statement that you have ever said to a cop when they pulled you over?
2006-10-24 14:15:20 · 10 answers · asked by getriiiight 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
cop: why were you running?
me: it felt like the right thing to do.
cop: you don't seem like a person who would run much.
me: did you just call me fat?
2006-10-24 14:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A cop busted me once and told me word on the street was I had been hauling pounds of pot under the hood of my car. He searched me and could not find any weed, I told him he had pulled me over too soon cause I was on my way to steal a big patch I had found and he just got there too quick.
2006-10-24 14:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never been pulled over... but my brother has, by a female cop. I was in the backseat. He kept driving after she flashed his lights at him, and when he finally relented, this was their conversation:
Cop: Why were you running away?
Him: So you could catch me, baby.
And she smiled at him, told him to have a great night, and continued on.
2006-10-24 15:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Em 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm in lots of cases extremely stable at springing up with excuses on the spot yet one time whilst i mandatory to get something out of my locker in college,late at night at a basketball interest. I went upstairs to the lockers and the vital grew to become into up there,I have no thought why at that hour of the night. And he pronounced "merely what do you think of you're doing up right here" and that i did no longer say something and then he pronounced "you recognize you have set off off the alarms" via fact I had fiddled with the door to get in and that i pronounced,merely randomly,"Yeah! i grew to become into finding out the alarms and that i had to make certain in case you may come." and then i grew to become into like "...Why the hell did I say that?" of direction,I have been given suspended for an afternoon for trespassing. Effing Ridiculous
2016-11-25 19:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by yarrington 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once i got pulled over and when the cop asked for my license which i had left at home i said, "i have good news for you, but bad news for me....i left it at home"
2006-10-25 00:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving alone with a learner's permit. I told the cop that I just got it (which I had) but that I did not realize that I had to have someone with me. The smile and cleavage got me out of that one.
2006-10-24 14:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Onegoddess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cop pulled me over asked if i had id i said about what....... he let me go
2006-10-24 14:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by eldoradoman1953 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know that my taillight was out because I didn't want to stand outside the car in my rubber dress to check it.
2006-10-24 14:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My friend said: "I'm still in puberty, and I just had an outburst"
2006-10-24 14:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Billy bob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After receiving a traffic ticket: "Thank you very much! ... No! Wait, that's not right! .. I mean... uh... have a nice day!"
2006-10-24 18:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋