Neighbour Revenge?

Question

I've got some EVIL neighbours. Report me to the authorities (Police, social services, RSPCA, council) for anything and everything and it is all lies.

I want some good ideas for revenge, Something a bit better than "brick their windows" or "torch their Range Rover".....

I might not go through with it but it'll be funny to see ideas

Answer 1

have you urinated in their gas tank latley or dug holes all through there lawn in the night? have you put a padlock on the outside of their door so they couldn't get out or in? try some of these... the lawn one is always funny...

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Slackening the wheel nuts or draining the oil out of the range rover and refilling with cooking oil.
The old chip pan half full of petrol and half full of cooking oil covered with a damp cloth and put on an electric ring at Max ( dont even think about it with a gas ring) should blow the roof off and knock the walls down so don't do it if you occupy the other half of the semi.

Answer 4

ok a list just for you.
1. order pizzas and chinese to their house every night.
2. send a wreath with their name on it.
3. advertise their address in a dodgy phone box.
4. sell their house on ebay
5. post a photo of yourself through the letter box every day.
6. pay the local kids 50p per egg they throw at the windows.
7. poo in an envelope and post it.
8. stick a poster up in the local old peoples home stating, free bingo all night and coach trips will be paid for.
9. advertise their free garden space to the local gypsies
10. paint their gate pink
11. tell everyone that your neighbour was responsible for the whole series of rainbow.
12. tell all the local teenage girls that justin timberlake is staying over at your neighbours
13.replace their bath sponge with a cheese grater
14. tell all the local teenage boys that your neighbour is related to britney spears
15. tell all the local infants that santa lives there
16. tell all the pensioners that your neighbour is responsible for closing the local bingo hall
17. tell tony blair that bin laden is hidding out there
18. tell all the kids that there will be no icecream today on account that your neighbour has stolen all of the cows.
19. tell everyone your neighbour has bird flu
and finaly 20..........
if all else fails................................... move xx

lol

hope this helps

good luck

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Answer 5

Make their house haunted!

If these people are those that fear the paranormal, haunt their house!

Either you, or you can pay some teenager, can sneak in and hide. When they are in a room, move something in another. If they are downstairs, start stomping upstairs. Make certain you unplug their phone so they don't call the police!

Or

Paint their lawn! Literally spraypaint their lawn, the entire thing, some colour (or many!). You can also paint their house!

Answer 6

My suggestions:
1) Send a poison pen letter using letters from old newspapers.
2) Invite your gang to pee up the front door.

Answer 7

You know where you turn the water off at the main outside the house, lift open the cover in the middle of the knight turn off the water then fill the cover up with quick drying cement......job done!

Answer 8

wait til it a really frosty cold night and then put water all over there garden path and in the lock of their car door that way they slide down the path or the ar$e and then cant get in there car coz its frozen and they cant get back up the path to phone a mechanic lol

Answer 9

1 toilet paper the house
2 poop in the lunch bag lighter in hand take it to the neighbor door than ring the bell listen if someone opening the door, light the bag on fire hide be hide the bushes, hopefully he try to put out the flame by step on the bag.
3 egg his car
4 hide your id caller call the neighbors let it ring twice than hang up
5 put 2 pound of sugar make it 4 in his gas tank

Answer 10

I don't want to offend anyone but if they are not gay have some information mailed to them that is for gay people.

Or pornographic material

Or if it is a man and his wife have one of your female friends call from a pay phone and say "________ (man's name) I know you told me not to call but I just wanted you to know the test was negative. You have nothing to worry about. Looking forward to seeing you soon. I love you"

You can put dog poop under their door handle of their ranger rover.

Something really really gross. If you are married or have a female friend have her leave her used sanitary supplies all over the ranger rover. Especially if she can stick used pads all over it.

That's all i got.