2006-10-24 12:45:40 · 16 answers · asked by Kango Man 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What! They really have chickens in Scotland that change the oil on a VW Golf???
So!!!!..............What do the Haggis do when all of this is going on???? and will they do an MOT on my push bike?
I will get onto that!
LOL you sound as mad as me
2006-10-24 13:25:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1
2006-10-24 20:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chicken nuggets were once chickens so thats the same as asking "how many chickens does it take to change the oil filter on ya VW golf" now chickens don't have thumbs so technically its impossible but take it to ya local mechanic.
Other than that, they have mcd's in germany so maybe german chicken nuggets can change the oil filters as well as provide filling for fat little hungry german kiddies and the nuggets here can change the fuel tank on my vauxhall vectra...interesting, unleaded and nuggets but don't the government charge tax if you use nuggets on fuel.
man am i tired?
2006-10-24 19:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by hellraiza15 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
look i dont want ya going to all that trouble just make me a cuppa while i get it changed maybe you can pay me in chicken mcnuggets when the cars back on the road lol
2006-10-24 21:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it took 3 of them to change mine in a Peugeot so i would guess maybe 4 or 5
2006-10-24 20:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you the bloke from "Crap fit Thicko"
I didn't think you could get thicker than a Crap fit Fitter but if you are hoping to use parts of dead chickens to fit parts than I guess I was wrong.
2006-10-24 20:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
now that question is just silly isn't it? Go and stand in the corner.
oh, the answer is 16 by the way
2006-10-25 05:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get the largest order, eat them, then get off your butt and change the filter...
2006-10-25 02:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if i,v had only 6, then no chance, but after 12,,,,hey man,,,i could change me underwear. xxx
2006-10-24 21:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A whole bag.
2006-10-24 19:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋