why are all the jokes about blonds women?

Question

why are all the blond jokes about blond women?, i never seen one with a blond man. surly women think its sexist, im a guy and i think thats damn right sexist!
even though women are dumb.

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so they can get closer to the kitchen appliencies.

Answer 1

101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
19. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
22. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
23. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.
24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
25. Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent.
26. With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.
27. Afterwards, a cucumber won't: ...want to shake hands and be friends.
28. ...say, "I'll call you a cab".
29. ...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
30. ...tell you he is the marrying kind.
31. ...call his ex-wife or therapist.
32. ...take you to confession.
33. Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
34. Cucumbers won't make you go to the drugstore.
35. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
36. A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
37. A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.
38. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
39. With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. A cucumber won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
46. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
47. Cucumbers don't have sex hangups.
48. Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on.
49. Cucumbers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts.
50. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
51. You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
52. Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
53. Cucumbers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times?"
54. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair Dresser.
55. A cucumber won't want to join your sports group.
56. A cucumber never wants to improve your mind.
57. Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations.
58. Cucumbers won't ask about your Last Lover.... or speculate about your next one.
59. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
60. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
62. Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow.
63. A cucumber won't give you a hickey.
64. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
65. Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
66. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
67. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
68. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
69. Cucumbers don't compare you to a center fold.
70. Cucumbers don't count to 10.
71. Cucumbers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
72. A cucumber will never leave you ... ...for another woman.
73. ...for another man.
74. ...for another cucumber.
75. A cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then come home smelling like another woman.
76. A cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
77. You always know where a cucumber has been.
78. A cucumber never has to call "the wife".
79. Cucumbers never have mid-life crises.
80. A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
81. Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
82. You won't find out later that your cucumber ... ...is married.
83. ...is on penicillin.
84. ...likes you - but loves your brother.
85. A cucumber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
86. Cucumbers never tell you what they did on R&R.
87. A cucumber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a promotion.
88. Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
89. Cucumbers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
90. A cucumber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
91. A cucumber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
92. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
93. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
94. A cucumber won't ask to be put through Med School.
95. A cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
96. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
97. Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
98. A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
99. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
100. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
101. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too

Answer 2

I have 2 blonde male jokes 1. A blonde man was driving home one day when his wife called him on his cell phone. "Honey be careful driving home there's a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road!" the wife warned. "There's not just one, it seems like everyone's doing it!" get it? the man was the lunatic haha okay that was lame 2. three construction workers were working on constructing the 20th story of an apartment building. At lunch break three men, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Each man had a bagged lunch with them. The brunette pulled a bologna sandwhich out of his bag. "If my wife makes me bologna one more time I'm jumping off this building!" he said throwing the sandwhich off the building. next the redhead pulled out a ham sandwhich " If my wife makes me ham one more time I'm jumping off this building!" he too threw down his sandwich. Finally the blonde pulled out a turkey sandwhich. "If my wife makes me turkey one more time I'm jumping off this building!" he dropped his sandwhich with the others. The next day at lunch time the brunette pulled out a bologna sandwhich and jumped, the redhead pulled out a ham sandwhich and jumped, and finally the blonde pulled out a turkey sandwhich and jumped. The men had a joint funeral. The wives were all in hysterics except for the blonde's wife. "I thought he liked bologna!" cried the brunette's wife. "I thought he liked turkey" Wailed the redhead's wife. "I thought he made his own lunch!"

Answer 3

First of all women are not dumb maybe its just the 1s that youve been out with dont u dare say women are dumb.
and we like blond women jokes because its too damn funn
and some of rthe time when we say blond jokes it is pertaining to men too

Answer 4

I've seen plenty of blonde men jokes, they're just not as common. It's a continuance on a stereotype of the "dumb blonde cheerleader." Sure, not all of them are they way, but I've encounter too many that are.

By the way, I have five sisters and all but one are blonde. They'll laugh at the joke and they understand that it's not about them.

Answer 5

Hmm...I love blonde jokes! haha! Although I am a brunette, sometimes I do have "Blonde" moments!!!

Okay:

A brunette was driving, and the blonde was a passenger. The brunette asked the blonde to check & see if her blinkers were working. The blonde sticks her head out the window and says "yes, no, yes, no"!!!


Haha!

Answer 6

hm, maybe because they have guy joke equivilant, at least here in MinnesOta. You can take practically any blonde joke and change it into a "Sven an Ole" joke. They're 2 dumb scandinavian guys. oh, and Ole has a wife named Lena

Answer 7

Why do doctors slap babies after they're born?
To knock the p**ises off the smart ones.

Answer 8

wtheck. lol. most blonde girls act blonde because they want to be blonde, hence them getting that title. those are usually the girly girls though that want to be flattery and have boys think they're dumb.

Answer 9

Dang, that's one heck of a long space. Anyhow, i don't know why. Good question!

Answer 10

that is a gd joke and it is not sexist they are sometimes that stupid