One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ten dollars."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was
printed:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting.
It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine,
poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins.
Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better.
2006-10-24 12:13:19 · 22 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love It:) :)
2006-10-24 12:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 08:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great One...Funny to the bone.
2006-10-24 12:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still a good one.
2006-10-24 12:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny my friend, you made my flucking day.
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2006-10-24 12:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, kinda old very sorry ♥
2006-10-24 12:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH! Ive never heard that before... That was awesome!
2006-10-24 12:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not get the last part.
2006-10-24 23:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a laugh; after the week i've had, I needed that
2006-10-24 12:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great never heard that before really made me laugh. Thanks I really needed a good laugh=)
2006-10-24 15:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL kinda gross but funny
2006-10-24 12:17:41 · answer #11 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋