God has given you total power. What do you do?

Question

PS
You are not allowed 'To get rid of God'.

Answer 1

FLY. (but really now, I would have insight-so I would start my life over.)

Answer 2

Answer all the questions that everyone always ask to start, End all wars, poverty, famine and hate. Clean the earth of all it's pollutants and last but not least give the power of free will mind body and spirit. I'm not religious, but I do believe in god, as a man of science I can say facts are facts and scientific explanations are out their for most know religions. Be free and have hope

Answer 3

God = total power
no one but God

Answer 4

Well most the time we are always searching for it

But if I had total power, I would stop all wars (which as we know are usually over one religion or another) And make the world a much fairer place to live in.

Answer 5

God has given power to kings under the Adamic Cycle.
Now, He takes it back and gives to Institutions to govern the world by laws, not by human will.
Institutions like the UN will improve to become a perfect body for man's protection and advancement. Today mankind are more and more mature to establish peace and higher civilization based on divine guidance.

Answer 6

If she has given you total power then its not really total because she has been the one to decide that you are to have this power, so in effect she would still retain the power over you.

Good job its not going to happen, a: it would be physically impossible, and b: Their is no god, she doesnt exist, nor is she omnipresent

Answer 7

Read the small print. Then re-read it really carefully.

To be honest I think having total power would kinda spoil the fun. Me and the boys get a kick out of messing up His great works.

Big Nick recons that "total power corrupts, totally" so maybe we would just be back where we started.

Answer 8

I would play around with the rules of logic and either see what kind of weird bends I could make it do or work out where "total power" fails. Such as, for instance, the hamburger so big I couldn't finish it, or the power to "fail to fulfil this request".

Answer 9

I guess I'd create my own universe, with infinite space and time, expanding out from a central point. Then I'd create billions of galaxies with trillions of star, and send them all whizzing away from each other at hundreds of thousands of miles an hour. Then, amongst the trillions of stars, I'd create billions of planets, a small percentage of which could support life. Then, like locating a single atom of silicon in a single grain of sand on a certain beach, I'd set into motion a 4.5 billion year project on a little out-of-the-way planet where basic simple elements would come together to form molecules, and those molecules, spurred on by electricity, would form cells which would at last come to life.

For the first couple of billion years, I'd just sit and watch the bacteria live and die, but then I'd let some more advanced life forms start to develop. Over the Milena, I'd wipe em out and start again (for fun) over and over, until I finally felt comfortable with one in particular... my primates. A few million more years of waiting and I'd allow some primates to grow big brains which would lead to intelligence. Another hundred thousand years and I'd let them start to have complex ideas... like the rudimentary concepts of life and death. For the next ten thousand years, I'd let them falsely assume all kinds nonsense about the sun and moon, the sky and earth, and especially allow them to create lots and lots of false gods to explain all these things. But then finally suppose I'd get bored and annoyed, and I'd send them me (in the guise of my son Jesus) to sort everything out. Of course, by this time I'd realize that I made a big f*cking mistake by giving them free will, and there's no way to undo this huge mess I made, so I'd high-tail it outta here and go start over on another planet, far, far away, and I'd be sure to not leave anything but super confusing, contradictory stories about everything I did while I was here.

(notice that I WAS smart enough to make the universe so darn big that my little humans will never have a prayer (ha-ha get it?) of finding me... at least not for billions of years! :-)

Ain't I just smart as the dickens?

Answer 10

MAke small, but necessary, changes in how humans conduct their business.

But here's the problem with that: it rises totally from my point of view.

What if I am anti-Semetic? My first act might be to completely wipe out the Jewish nation [Please keep in mind that I am NOT advocating this action, but using it an an example of having unchecked power and being answerable only to myself].

The abuse can be incredible

Answer 11

First I say " Who is it Really ?? Then I do a few cheap tricks, like turning all the wine into water at our local gay bar. Then its thunderbolt time at the Kingdom Hall. After fire and brimstone for the Mormons its over to Rome to show the Pope my lads wedding snaps. Do I get the job?