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If you're Christian-no, but you'd best thank Him for it after.
If you're Bhuddist-no, because pizza is transitory.
If you're pagan-you damn well better offer god the FIRST slice!

2006-10-24 17:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by zzooti 5 · 0 0

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2016-10-16 08:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It's a nice gesture offering some to the Lord, but if God wants it, he simply would help himself to it.

2006-10-24 11:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 0 0

Are you f*cking serious? I can't tell if you're really religious or just being an idiot? oh wait that's the same thing. but seriously not to be mean or anything (yeah too late for that) but is this a joke?

2006-10-24 11:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you offer it up to God then you can't eat it. Once you've offered it to Him its His and you'll have to sacrifice it by lighting it on fire and spreading the ashes on a holy place.

2006-10-24 11:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by Petri 3 · 0 0

God will take it if God wants it, offering it is just insulting.

2006-10-24 11:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by HoneyLegs 3 · 0 0

no because it is pizza and god is not real i dont believe in god

2006-10-24 11:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by balla 1 · 0 0

my kid does pizza math and the last piece is always called by him....teenagers!!

2006-10-24 11:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by just lQQkin 4 · 0 0

if god wants a slice he can get a job buy his own just like everyone else. i didn't make the rules.

2006-10-24 16:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well you could but i doubt he would come down and get it.....of course if you have enough faith he just might.....he probably makes way better pizza than you do.

2006-10-24 11:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by brandon l 2 · 0 0

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