1. how many *fill in the blank* does it take to eat a fancy diner?
also, laugh at these:
In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition -- lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked.
Witnesses later described the scene of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion.
Also, fun bumper stickers
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Enjoy
2006-10-24 11:06:22 · 10 answers · asked by ichigo_li2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fancy dinner or diner...
2006-10-24 11:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many dislexics does it take to eat a diner?
2 - one to read the menu and the other to help????
2006-10-24 18:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how many "illegal aliens" does it take to eat at a fancy diner? 3 - valet parking, busboy, and dishwasher
2006-10-24 18:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by likkerlicense 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with the first guy.
2006-10-24 18:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That did not make much sense to me, dude.
2006-10-25 06:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im from Texas, and what was the point of the joke??????
2006-10-24 19:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-24 18:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh? is it me stupid or the "Joke"?
2006-10-24 18:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WHAT?????
2006-10-24 18:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what?????????????????????????
2006-10-24 18:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋