Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic crone says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy, antler wearing, body building Pagan.
When he walks into a room, women say, "Oh my God."
)O(
2006-10-24 11:06:00 · 21 answers · asked by Brutal honesty is best 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WON'T BE FAIR TO PICK A BEST ANSWER SINCE I ONLY WANTED TO SPREAD SOME LAUGHTER, SO IT'S GOIN TO A VOTE.
2006-10-24 17:23:09 · update #1
Very irreligious but funny none the less. LOL but use lower case 'god' I might have gasped but I do not think I would use that expression and I am a Catholic.
2006-10-24 11:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Religion isn't the way to Christ, Christ alone is the way, and also the truth and Life. I am not religious, but I believe in Christ that in him and through him I can obtain my salvation. Not by practicing religion or following certain rules. So here is a joke like yours; there is nothing wrong with laughing and making other people laugh as long as you don't hurt any body and try to speak in good manner.
A woman is having an affair during the day while her
husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.The little boy
says: "Dark in here." The man says: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My
dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!" Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "$250-00."
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and
the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."The lover, remembering the
last time, asks the boy: "How much?" The boy
says:"$750-00."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few
days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your
ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The
boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $1000." The father
says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..... $1000 is way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess your sins." They go to church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and
he closes the door.
The boy says: "Dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that **** again!"
2006-10-24 11:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A priest, a rabbi and a minister met for lunch.
The priest confessed a fancy for altar boys.
The rabbi confessed a hand in the collection.
The minister said, "I have the worst sin of all, brothers. I gossip."
I was a minister so I'm allowed to tell this joke. It's very old, before my generation, so is in no way intended to insult any group or individual.
2006-10-24 11:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was a good one! I'm not so wrapped up in my own religious beliefs that I can't see the humor in all things. Who's to say that God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made us, and let's face it, humans are pretty funny. :)
2006-10-24 11:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the joke, I was surprised I got it the first time but it was funny though
2006-10-24 11:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Moses are walking on a beach and Jesus says to Moses, "My favourite mirical of yours is the one were you parted the water, could you do it again?" "Of course!" Moses ansewered and he parted the water. "Wonderful!"Jesus exlamed. "You know, my favourite mirical of yours is when you walked across the water, could you do it again." Moses asked Jesus. "Okay." Jesus said, walking across the water. He got 20 feet when the water parted and he fell in. "Upstage me will you?" Moses said.
Q: How many wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10 -- One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards...
2006-10-24 11:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yowza!
2006-10-24 11:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har har har - it is to laugh.
Sorry, but not funny. If I want to hear a funny joke about religion, it has to be sexual in nature!
2006-10-24 11:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a title you want to have if you are a man.
2006-10-24 11:10:02 · answer #9 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Can I send it to my mom?
2006-10-24 11:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋