And how do you keep them from falling off of their perch?
2006-10-24 11:02:19 · 21 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Pets ➔ Birds
There is an erotic bird store on Christopher St in NYC. Those guys will hump anything that moves.
In the store there is a Parrot with no legs but so smart he learned to hang from his perch using his pecker. Please don't be cruel and get him aroused!
2006-10-26 09:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by orpheus1102 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ASSUMING you mean "exotic" then I would only ever recommend a LOCAL BREEDER. Never buy them from Petsmart or anywhere like that. They are sold too young, underbred, and the employees tend not to know what they're talking about. They sell cages with them that are too small, and have no idea about diet.
A real breeder will be able to show you the bird's parents, the way they were raised, proper diet and care, and they are also about half the price you'd pay in a pet store.
I got my African grey and Amazon parrots from a wonderful breeder who cared very much about all the birds. They were $750 and $550, respectively (Same birds are $1500 at petsmart)
You can find a local breeder using the internet.
And, err, if you did mean erotic birds, well I think you're in the wrong yahoo section, and the wrong website altogether.
2006-10-24 12:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by indygocean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to Las Vegas last year and saw a place where they advertise something like
" See our erotic birds and shed your feathers and inhibition".
So I say the strip. As for keeping any thing on something, 12 inch galvanized steel nail and a hammer.
I'm using the new phrase "change the course" this week. You like how it sound?
2006-10-25 01:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Kenshin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been a parrot owner and raised them for years. By far Petland has birds with the best disposition and health but they won't come cheep.
The bones in their feet can naturally lock their toes around the perch, like pliers.
2006-10-24 12:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, most birds become erotic during mating season.
For exotic birds can be found at exotic pet shops or on the internet
here www.LiveDeal.com
hahaha erotic birds, your funny!
2006-10-24 15:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by Myra G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erotic birds are usually advertised in Erotic Birds Monthly. But be careful....they come with their own little whips and chains and they will chase you around your house. These little so and so's get pretty kinky.
2006-10-25 17:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by shynomore 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Most exotic birds are annoying. I couldnt imagine how bad an erotic bird would be
2006-10-24 11:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by CaptainObvious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends where you live and the resources available in your area. Do your own research on the pet and what supplies, food, shelter it needs, personality, etc. You should also look into getting a license and training to own one.
Anyway, I would start with your local shelter or pet store and ask for assistance.
2006-10-24 11:09:32 · answer #8 · answered by ЖЖЖ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHY WOULD YOU WANT AN EROTIC BIRD AND IFF YOURS ARE FALLING OFF THE PIRCH MAYBE THEY JUST TO EROTIC TRY USEING SOME GLUE TO STICK THEM TO THE PERCH IT MIGJHT QUITEN THEM DOWN
2006-10-24 14:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by norman 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can get erotic bunnies from Hugh Hefner.
2006-10-26 03:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋