as they started to walk under a bridge paddy turns to murphy and said " a murph it's dark down here "
Murphy replies " i don't know i can't see"
2006-10-24 10:58:32 · 17 answers · asked by FRANCIS247 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-24 11:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by ELAINE F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Paddy was put in a line - up at the police station on an assault charge.When the female victim was led in Paddy shouted:"That's her."
Murphy's wife gave birth to twins.He demanded to know who the other man was.
2006-10-24 12:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason why he doesn't know, because he can't see, because he is blind? Or maybe he just lied? maybe he was talking to the wall?
I tend to do that sometimes. I've had orange juices with my wall. When I was walking he walked into me, but never apologised, thats the bad thing about him. Because he can't talk nor move.
2006-10-24 11:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Irish man says to another "Look out the window and see what the weathers like today" He looks out and replies "I don't know, it's too foggy to see"
2006-10-27 23:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!!
I'm Irish, and i'm not offended by Irish jokes
2006-10-25 10:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO YOU KNOW WHY IRISH JOKES ARE SO STUPID
SO THE ENGLISH CAN UNDERSTAND THEM
2006-10-27 11:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-25 04:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get irish jokes!
2006-10-27 23:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there eyes are too low
2006-10-24 13:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by sweettastynjuicy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you silly goose
2006-10-24 22:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-24 11:20:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋