I have been burdoned with extreme good looks since I was a baby
Even at the tender age of 18 months ,other babies would fall in love with me.
I have suffered all my life: Being treated like a film star every time I went to a bar or a club.
I've had many a punch from jealous husbands and boyfriends.
Every girlfriend and wife Iwas attached to gave me a dogs life because of thier jealousy
I'm now in my fifties,but unfortunately I'm still incredibly handsome
and I'm now pestered by older as well as young women.
I've even had to discourage a lot of men who could't resist making advances towards me,but fortunately I had such a powerful physique that they were easily deterred.
So all you average ,or even ugly men out there ,remember that being beautiful has its down side
2006-10-24 10:31:51 · 35 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Other - Skin & Body
Oh B U L L S H I T!!! I bet you are an ugly zit-faced little prick that has never had a girlfriend. I bet my avatar looks better than you.
2006-10-24 10:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sloth for President 2012 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Gosh! I now know who you are, Your the one who was in the next pram to me, you had a really big head then obviously they never fixed it for you, Do you remember me I was the beautiful baby girl next to you, I remember you kept dribbling, and had a constant runny nose. What was that awful smell coming from under your blankets, had your pet crawled under and died. Sounds like you never grew up like the rest of us beauties but never mind some have it like me and others like you wont.
2006-10-24 10:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by happy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean I am stunningly beautiful. Everyone always tells me and I always get looks and compliments from men all the time. It is so hard and I sympathise with you. Especially when every partner you meet you know you could do better. Life is a bummer for the attractive. Good job we're not together otherwise we would be fighting for the mirror - mind you I don't need a mirror I have so much confidence........
2006-10-24 10:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Katie G 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You're good looks obviously compensate for a lack of intelligence. The above isn't really a question.
2006-10-24 10:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have been watching the Tyra Banks show too long.Go have a beer at the corner bar or something.
2006-10-24 10:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by STIFLE IT LIBS 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright Alright I know I'm thirty minute late with your ten o clock medications but I'll be right along. Just go to your room and try not to bother the other patients.
2006-10-24 10:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
When you stop loving yourself too much, you might find that people start treating you with respect, until then just Dream on.
2006-10-24 11:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Angel-Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the Tyra Show...That's the topic today...lol
2006-10-24 10:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Lexy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a mate in school ,who was so fit ,all the girls was after him...So he decided to hack them all of ,by going out with the uglyest (and nicest personality) in the school.No it wasnt me...
2006-10-24 11:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by chav24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy! Must be awful!!! Try guarding them off with pepper spray. Good luck!
2006-10-24 21:36:22 · answer #10 · answered by Eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋