Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? A: The bonds mature. Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions. Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: A Widow Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A: They are married. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know; it has never happened.
2006-10-24 10:31:16 · 13 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...very funny, I liked it!
Thanks for the laughs....and you didn't insult us (woman) in any way...thanks!
~browneyes~
2006-10-24 10:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one i know is true for a fact
p.s. hahahahahahahhahahahahaha they were all funny but i had only heard the 2nd to last one before 0 0
___ hahahaha
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2006-10-24 10:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by ttpaige52 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny riddles but whats the question?
2006-10-24 10:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by MissMonk 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol dude good one and yeah I'ma girl this pic os not me but my idle and fave artist Marilyn Manson.
2006-10-24 10:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by outlandishb13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of those jokes were really funny to read!
2006-10-24 10:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahahaha, that last one was pretty funny...
2006-10-24 10:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, but not completely true.. funny though
2006-10-24 10:34:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh... I have heard a lot of those before
2006-10-24 10:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!! hilarious!!!! thanks for that funny man!! keep em comin!
2006-10-24 10:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he
2006-10-24 10:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Leta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋