A little boy got on a bus and sat in the seat right next to the bus driver and told him in his loudest and most annoying voice "IF MY MOM WAS A LADY CAT AND MY DAD WAS A BOY CAT I WOULD BE A KITTEN!" and so he would continue with "IF MY MOM WAS A LADY DOGGIE AND MY DAD WAS A BOY DOGGIE I WOULD BE A PUPPIE" so the bus driver gets fed up and yells at the kid "OH YEAH? WHAT WOULD YOU BE IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE?" the kid smiles and says " a busdriver..."
2006-10-24 10:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by funkymunkee45 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mean...Lol!
2006-10-24 23:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol meaning the bus driver's ma was a prostitute and his pop was a drunk
2006-10-24 17:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-24 17:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by .sing.dance.smile. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute!!! i have another IF riddle>>> IF is a big two letter word.... IF my grandmother had balls she would be my grandfather
2006-10-24 17:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by MissMonk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Too funny!
2006-10-24 17:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by MooStang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one
2006-10-24 18:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-10-24 17:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Steel Magnolia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2006-10-24 17:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cool!
2006-10-24 19:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by Drew V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the point of this is............
2006-10-24 17:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋