What is the funniest thing your child has ever said or asked u?

Question

Lindsey... i answered your question about the abortion issue and made additional commits please feel free to write back any other commits that u may want to address...it is under the last question i asked

Lindsey u could have at least answered this question i know u have kids they have had to have done something to make u laugh fill free to jump in.....

Answer 1

My son was bitten by a dog on ihs middle finger. Nothing seroius just a scratch really but he was very proud of his injury. We had gone to meet a faamnily member when he decided to tell her all about it. Unfortunatly his idea of telling her all about the dog biting him was sticking up the injured middle finger and telling her " Bite me"

Answer 2

I didn't know where to put this so I will just put it here. If you would like to continue this discussion please feel free to contact me. My contact information is in my profile. I hate to do this to you but I couldn't think of any other way to contact you.

You never have anything nice to say and just come to all of my questions and say something that is the opposite of what I said. Grow up will you? Please stop coming to all of my questions, giving me thumbs down and answering them if you are doing it merely to disagree.

The "pro-abortion" comment was towards a person who called it that. I looked up the definition and that's what it said. Tell me where I have said “pro-abortion” in my question. If you were really an activist you would know the term is used by pro-life people who state the two are the same.

Yes, you can be against abortion and still be for keeping it legal. For a pro-choice advocate as you claim you certainly don't know much. I really am one--as in participate in debates and volunteer at a clinic--and what you are saying pro-choice is a little skewed. If you would like to read more about a campaign you obviously claim to be a part of yet know very little about--here is a website and I hope it helps, maybe you can really get involved in the action. I find it very useful-- http://www.protectchoice.org/

As for judging--where does it state that I think girls having abortions are wrong? I don't think anywhere. In my morals I do believe abortions are wrong, however, I don't feel that makes a person "wrong."

I have no issues with you. I don’t go to your questions just to disagree or give you thumbs down. There is absolutely no reason you should do the same for me. Perhaps you need help--I don’t know you and you don’t know me. I would much rather you actually edit your answers and make them at least seem a little intelligent and thought out before you answer one of my questions again. I don’t have a problem with people who disagree--but you are just disagreeing to disagree.

Answer 3

My seven year old son Ben once asked about where babies come from and I tried to explain and I think I did a pretty good job since I am a psychologist and we have had some previous talks. When I was finished he looked at me for a few seconds and then said, "I don't believe it!"

Answer 4

My son who is six makes me laugh so much when he asks me for strangled egg, when he means scrambled, and he also asked me could he have a pencil sharkner.... isn't he just so sweet!!...
He also said one evening when his Grandmother grabbed the remote control to check what the weather would be like the next day "are you going to phone God nan??", such innocence, it's a pity he has to grow up...

Answer 5

This isn't from my own child but from my sister in law's friend. My in-laws last name is Horton and well a little boy couldn't pronounce Horton the right way, instead he says Hor (whore). One day he went up to him mom and asked "Mommy, can I go to the Hor house?" We thought it was pretty funny.

Answer 6

My daughter was in Junior High and at home alone when our white cat had her babies. She had me on the phone the whole time and was describing the whole thing. First out comes a white kitten, a black one then a calico. She said "Mom! Our cat did it with every cat in the neighborhood!!!"

Answer 7

There's a restaurant in town that has a special thing on Wednesdays. They call it Party on the Patio. My son, who is 6, was in the car one day when we drove by it. He said, "Look, it's that place on t.v. The Party on the Pantyhose!"

Answer 8

My son (5) was telling me about his friend's new calf that "wouldn't breast feed" I asked if they bottle fed the calf, he said "yes, but it won't ever breast feed" I told him that it probably did when it was first born, the reply "No, it's going to be for beef." He was trying to tell me that the calf was not going to ever MAKE milk!

My daughter (almost 3) is constantly flapping her arms and saying, " I a pretty, pink butterfly"

Answer 9

I took my 2 year old to the garden center one day which she thoroughly enjoyed. A few days later she said mummy, can we go to the center garden? Awww my heart melted when she said center garden instead of garden center lol

Answer 10

When my niece, Kinslee was born my nephew was 2. He quickly noticed that boys are different from girls. He told my sister that his daddy was a boy, and his brother was a boy, and he was a boy. Then he thought a minute and said," Kinslee isn't a boy YET!"