Hear's a funny poem?

Question

This poem called" GET OUT OF BED"

Get out of bed, you silly fool!
Get up right now, it’s time for school.
If you don’t dress without a fuss,
I’ll throw you naked on the bus!"

"Oh, Mom, don’t make me go today.
I’m feeling worse than yesterday.
You don’t know what I’m going through.
I’ve got a strange, rare case of flu.

"My body aches, my throat is sore.
I’m sure I’m knocking on death’s door.
You can’t send me to school—achoo!—
’Cause everyone could get it, too.

"Besides, the kids despise me there.
They always tease and always stare.
And all the teachers know my name.
When something’s wrong, it’s me they blame."

"You faked a headache yesterday.
Don’t pull that stuff on me today.
Stop acting like a silly fool—
The principal cannot skip school!"

Answer 1

thats cute it reminds me of this poetry book I read about all these kids who make excues not to go to school but this is the principal. Cute

Answer 2

heres another one:
My First Time

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what, she wanted to do


Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers, down her spine
I didn't know how, but I tried my best
To place my hand, upon her breasts


I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread, her legs apart
And when she did it, I felt no shame
All at once, the white stuff came




At last it's finished, it's all over now
My very first time, Milking a cow!

Answer 3

Funny, also like the milking the cow one

Answer 4

It's very funny, but a bit disturbing! Thumbs up!

Answer 5

AHHHH that is soo cute! reminds me of Principal Skinner on the Simpsons!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

its cute:)
for tomiyo: That was very funny but the only part i did not get was, cows don't have hair?

Answer 7

Thats quite funny.....it Ed Zachery(exactly) what i like.....

Answer 8

thats cute

Answer 9

ROFL! thx for the laugh

Answer 10

you wrote it yourself, didn't ya? school skipper.