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No long speeches please! 10 points awarded for the most original, meaningful and maybe even funny one-liner, they're usually the best!

2006-10-24 10:09:14 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

51 answers

From the movie "Real Genius":

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said... 'I ate what?'

2006-10-24 10:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I think I'd like to say, "wait, I'm not finished", because I'm pretty sure I won't be.

(BTW - to ZER0 C00L, the line was "I drank what?" Socrates was purported to have been poisoned by hemlock. If you're going to be lazy and answer with movie quote, especially a from such a great movie, at least get it right.)

2006-10-27 21:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Deuteronomy VI -- Shema Israel Adonai Eloheinu Adonai ehad.
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2006-10-24 10:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Hatikvah 7 · 0 0

a r s e to the lot of ya aaaaarrrrgggghhhh ive just farted and pi ss ed my last aaaarrrggghh

2006-10-24 10:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by heaton_russell 2 · 0 0

Do it for the family Luigi,do it for the Big Papa.

2006-10-24 10:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by hsinava 3 · 0 0

see ya in the next life
but hurry up or il get lonely
xox

2006-10-24 10:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by chickadoo:P 2 · 0 0

I didn't know I was supposed to point it the other way before I shot it.

2006-10-24 10:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0 0

Love one another

2006-10-24 10:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by proscunio 3 · 0 0

"As I was motivatin' over the hill,
I saw Maybelline in a Coup de Ville".

2006-10-24 10:12:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

here lies pangie
on her death bed
she had a brill life
but soon she will be dead
be ye not sad
nor shed any tears
have a party , dance a while
and drink plenty beers

2006-10-24 10:14:41 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 7 · 0 1

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