If a woman she tell me "Reverend Terd Ferguson why you have to go dancin in the woods? 'Tis an obscene practice! The town, they be talkin of witchery!" And I slap her wid a feesh, how can I ask her to pay me de 2 months rent she be owin me?
2006-10-24 09:59:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
=don't slap, just ask for the past due rent . If you don't collect put their belongings out side and change the locks. Eviction takes a long time. Best of luck.
2006-10-27 09:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by sunshinysusan 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
tell her you'll do your pippee dancin in between her sheets with the feesh present and watching her every move, if the town's still talking witchery tell them you saw her swimming and she owes you two months rent... silly feesh...
2006-10-24 21:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by ayj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out at a full moon, wash your hands in stump water, and swing a dead cat round your head 3 times. Shout, "pay me mah money BEEETCH" while doing 3 somersaults.
She'll pay you the second tuesday of next week.
2006-10-24 17:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by loon_mallet_wielder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave her a note and make a copy of it. If she doesn't pay you by the end of the month evict her.
2006-10-24 17:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Questions&Answers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send an e-mail. If that doesn't work wrap her eviction notice around an even bigger fish, and slap her with that.
2006-10-24 17:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Murph 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hex her. Works every time.......
2006-10-24 17:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tracey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do your voo-doo on her.
2006-10-24 17:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by mizike 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋