a man talking to his doctor: Doctor evry night i have the same nightmare.A crazy man is chasing to kill me and i run to get away from him and i come in front of a door with a sign on it and i push it again and again but the door doesnt open and the crazy man kills me
doctor:and what does the sign on the door say?
man: PULL
2006-10-24 08:55:15 · 20 answers · asked by girl24gr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that is so funny! I am going to tell all of my friends about it!!!
2006-10-24 09:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Vanessa<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10
2006-10-24 15:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by lloydgberry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Katya. the sign on the door says pull and the man has been pushing, that is why he is being killed everynight. if he would only pull the door then he would get away from the man..now do you get it.... made me titter
2006-10-24 15:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i'm sorry, that joke isn't funny at all. that's the kind of joke a little kid makes up and is really proud of himself that he was actually able to think up a structured joke, and his mom gives him a reassuring laugh so his feelings don't get hurt. usually, those little kids grow up to be reasonably funny people, but it just takes time. so don't worry, you'll get there. unless you're not a little kid. in that case, don't move to hollywood just yet.
2006-10-24 16:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ground Xero 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah, i can relate to the guy because when doors say pull i push.
2006-10-24 15:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty cute. I like jokes that make fun of dumb people and are not trashy. Good one.
2006-10-24 15:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Its a Beautiful Day! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh made me smile,
in the future take time to proofread your post, especially jokes, otherwise it can really ruin the joke.
2006-10-24 16:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but its not funny
2006-10-24 15:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by glasses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny
2006-10-24 16:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by rachelE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-10-24 16:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋