posted by: T. 02/07/00 18:35
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
2006-10-24 08:16:05 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go ahead, Granny!! Teach that lesson! LOL. LOL.
Good one.
2006-10-28 16:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 08:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
clever grandmother and serves the granddaughter right
^_^
2006-10-24 13:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is a good one
i am going to do that when my girls get older and want to go out like that.
just joking
had a nice laugh with that one.
thaks
2006-10-24 08:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Lol!
2006-10-24 23:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's funny. check this one out:
A teenage girl is babysitting for her neighbors and despretely needs the money. Later that night the boy she was babysitting called from up stairs
"Please come up!" She went up and went into his dark bedroom.
"Will you sleep with me, I lost my teddy bear and I can't get to sleep without it." The boy said. "Sure she replied and laid down next to him.
"Will you take off your shoes, my teddy bear doesn't wear shoes." the boy said.
"well I don't know." she replied.
"if you don't I'll tell my mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" he replied. So she took off her shoes.
"will you take off your shirt, my teddy bear doesn't wear a shirt. If you don't I'll tell mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" the boy asked. So she took off her shirt.
"Will you take off your pants because my teddy bear doesn't wear pants. If you don't I'll tell my mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" The boy said. So she took off her pants.
"Will you take off your underware because my teddy bear doesn't wear underwear. If you don't i'll tell my mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" So she took off her underwear.
She laid there next to him, naked. Then he asked,"My teddy bear lets me stick my finger in his belly button. Can I put my finger in your bellybutton? If you don't let me I'll tell mommy and daddy and you'll get fired." She said sure then a minute later she jumped and said,
"That's not my belly button!"
The boy replied,
"And that's not my finger either!"
2006-10-24 08:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Bridget_09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that is really funny...
i wonder what was growing in that hanging basket?
2006-10-24 08:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-10-24 08:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's messed up its really naughty
2006-10-24 08:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2006-10-24 08:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋