Chuck Norris busting heads since 1970"s
2006-10-24 08:12:44 · 11 answers · asked by lifechanges4thebetter 2 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Sorry....Al-Qaeda.
2006-10-24 08:30:38 · update #1
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
2006-10-24 08:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by dph 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris could defeat Al-kida with both hands tied behind his back no problem!!!
2006-10-24 15:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Amber F 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the fascination with Chuck Norris. I have seen about 300 of these stupid could Chuck defeat so and so. Chuck cant even defeat his urge to crap himself. Leave the poor guy in peace.
2006-10-24 16:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ask Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris could bring world peace if he wants to.
2006-10-25 03:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by tyrone b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris could whip al quaida on his own by remote control from his armchair while taking a nap.
2006-10-24 15:20:55 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysbombed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are no races in the world.... just countries that chuck norris has beaten black and blue.... and since he CAN belive its not butter.. I am going to go with yes!
2006-10-24 16:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, he has another fist, so he'd kick their butts with his extra fist. And a Roundhouse to the face. YEAH!
2006-10-24 16:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Tracey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Norris has done his stint of military service. I think he'd say give someone else a chance and support their effort the best he could.
2006-10-24 20:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by JReb_67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're kidding. Do you mean Al-Qaeda? It took us less time to get rid of Hitler, Mussolini AND Tojo, simultaneously. Get back into reality dipstick.
2006-10-24 15:20:11 · answer #9 · answered by Earth Queen 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Of course! Chuck is invincible. (& you thought he was in Texas) :)
2006-10-24 15:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋