Tesco condoms, every little helps. Nike condoms, just do it. Peugeot condoms, the ride of your life. KFC, finger licking good. Burger King condoms, the home of the whopper. Pringles condoms, once you pop you just cant stop. Andrex condoms, soft, strong and very long. Polo condoms, the one with the hole.
2006-10-24 08:05:49 · 26 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i thought it was funny as i have never heard it before so thumbs up for you
2006-10-24 08:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some older ad campaigns.
Access Credit Cards - You're flexible friend.
American Express - Don't leave home without it.
AT&T - Reach out and touch someone.
Bisto - Ah, Bisto!
Cadbury's Milk Tray - And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
Kellogg's Frosties - They're Greeaaat!
L'Oréal - Because you're worth it.
Miller - It's Miller time!
Tango - You know when you've been Tango'd.
Just saw an advert on TV for Haagan Dazs - The longer lasting pleasure.
2006-10-24 09:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok everyone I have to share this since we're on the subject of condoms.I was watching tv a few nights ago and there was this old lady on there,she was the host of some talk sex show and I almost changed the chanel but when you see something like that you just have too see what its about right?so anyway someone had asked a question about female condoms and she said well I happen to have one right here and was showing how it was supposed to be used and usally when it comes to stuff like this I am usally very mature about it. but for some reason I couldn't stop laughing.she was showing how to use it and the way she was explaining it was helarious.ok I'm done carrey on.
2006-10-24 08:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny GB. Might I suggest John Lewis's Condoms "Never knowingly undersold"
2016-05-22 08:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carl's Junior condoms: Without us some guys would starve.
Disneyland condoms: Its not too late to celebrate.
Lays Potato Chip Condoms: You can't eat just one.
2006-10-24 08:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by gregthedesigner 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Coca-cola condoms: Have a poke and a smile.
Chevy condoms: Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and a safe lay.
Alltel condoms: My circle.
2006-10-24 08:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by Stranger In The Night 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about the following:
Toyota--Oh what a feeling.
Ford--The best never rest.
M and M,s--It melts in your mouth not in your hands.
Bounty--The quicker picker-upper.
Star Trek--To boldly go where no man has gone before.
2006-10-24 12:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the Energizer condoms...
They keep going, and going, and going.......
Or "Your in good hands with AllState " (for those without partners LOL)
2006-10-24 08:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm ... not one of you better ones but still you've given it a lot of thought. 7/10
I've thought of some of my own
Ariston - goes on and on and on
Gillette - The Best A Man Can Get
Fruit Pastilles - You can't put one in your mouth without chewing it
2006-10-24 08:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ, thats so funny man, thats soooooooooooooooooo funny, did you make it up or find it outa a book?
please email me
i got one
mars condom, a mars a day, helps you work,shag, and play
2006-10-24 08:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋