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Question

There is a very "matcho"-man sitting at a bar.He says to the waitress to bring him a glass of milk and he drinks it. he sees an ant walking on the bar and he crushes it with his hand.then he goes to the toilet and he jurks off.
when he returns he says to man that is also sitting at the bar:
thats what i do in my life. Drinking, killing and Fu****ing!

Answer 1

haha!

Answer 2

There are two regulars and an out of towner sitting at a bar atop a busy city high rise. One of the regulars kept going on about the wind gusts that rise between the building they were on top of and the next building. "You can jump right off the side and it will push you back up onto the roof!"
The out of towner, not wanting to look foolish and gullible pipes right up... "You're full of it."
Regular, "I'll prove it to you but the next round is on you."
So the out of towner buys a round and the three men walk to the edge of the roof. The regular jumps from the roof and immediatly rises back up and lands safely on the roof.
"No shht... " OT says...
This boasting and 'proof' goes on over the course of the night.
About two hours into the evening the OTer (drunk) decides he can do it too...
The men walk to the roof line again and the OTer jumps from the side of the building... Crashing to the sidewalk below.
After the terrible ordeal the regular, who has remained quiet (but enjoyed free drinks all evening) turns to the boaster to say... "You know Superman... You can be a real Prick when you've been drinking."

Answer 3

Ughh

Answer 4

Eh. It's a little on the raunchy side.

Answer 5

yes, i like it

Answer 6

so, whats the point? nooo

Answer 7

nt a gud 1...

Answer 8

zzzzzzzzzz

Answer 9

Do you like this one?

Not really...

Answer 10

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