Example: Yo momma so fat one time she went outside and jumped up, and got stuck.
2006-10-24 06:45:28 · 18 answers · asked by borris0298 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so fat, she crossed in front of the TV set and I missed three episodes.
2006-10-24 06:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
I made this up. Yo momma so stupid she linked the microwave to the mattress so she could desire to get 8 hours sleep in 20 minutes. Or how approximately:- Yo momma so stupid she went into corporation advertising camouflage jackets yet can not locate any of them.
2016-10-16 08:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma sooooo ugly she has a job standing outside a doctors office just to make people sick!!!
2006-10-24 07:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!yo momma has so many pimples on her face an ant has to use a jeep to cross it.
yo momma's so black when i shot her in the morning the bullet came back confused.
yo mommas so damn ugly when satan saw her he cried"jesus christ!!"
yo momma's so big she put on a yellow dress on a cloudy day and people mistook her for the sun.
yo mommas so daft she blew the light bulb to switch it off.
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2006-10-24 07:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by shaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat, she has to take off her pants to get to her pockets.
Yo Momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
2006-10-24 06:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so fat that everytime she wears heels, she strikes oil
Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and peed on herself
Yo mama is so nasty, she has to sneek up on her bath water
You mama is so ugly, she'd make Ray Charles flinch
Yo mama is so old, when God said let there be light, she flicked the switch
You mama is so fat, I tried to shoot her, and the bullet came back for a flashlight
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her knocking on a dumpster. She told me you'd locked her out.
2006-10-24 07:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and I asked her "did you lose a shoe?" She said nah, I just found one!
2006-10-24 07:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by day dreamin baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
2006-10-24 07:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by bassplaya71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is soooo thin, that we used her as the toothpick!
2006-10-24 07:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she took a drive to Disney World. As she drove she saw a sign saying 'Disney World Left'. The dummy turned back around and headed home.
2006-10-24 06:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by sasweet1 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yo momma is so fat she ate Jenny Craig.
2006-10-24 06:47:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋