A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned off lights, covered their parakeet & put the cat in the backyard. They phoned for a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the door to leave. The cat rushed back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says as they drove. "Stupid bctih was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it
worked! I hauled her fat as$ downstairs and threw her into the backyard!"
2006-10-24 06:39:33 · 15 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
2006-10-24 06:39:40 · update #1
Oh, that was good!
2006-10-24 06:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i recognize this wasn't a query yet i'm answering besides. You optimistic do no longer might desire to very own a cat to preferred that tale. tell, did this quite take place to you? enjoyed it regardless.
2016-12-28 03:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I'll admit it. I chuckled. lol
Yes I do own a cat (indoors only)
2006-10-24 06:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet Mystery of Life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - thx for the giggle today
2006-10-24 06:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by soulful thinker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good and clean
2006-10-24 06:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by ann.inspain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. 10/10
2006-10-24 07:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by shaq 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!
Thanks for the laugh!! :)
2006-10-24 07:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hella funny - was the bird okay????
2006-10-24 07:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-24 08:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho...Too hilarious !! Good One !!
2006-10-24 06:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋