what is the best, worst or just plain cheesy chat up line you know?
2006-10-24 06:34:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
the best ones are the piratical ones. such as:
if your good you can polish my cutlass
or
do u mind if the parrot watches
although you have to say arr lass before them
2006-10-25 09:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by narglar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are the cheesest chat up lines that have been used on me ! :
Man are those stars in your eyes cos you are out of this world !
And......
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again ! ?
And.....
I'm a bingo caller and i've just called your number !
2006-10-24 07:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cheesiest ones are probably
I've lost my mobile number can I have yours?
Are you tired? Cos you've been running through my head all day.
Did Santa come early this year? Cos you were top of my Christmas list.
2006-10-24 07:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by katem1992 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Never heard that one before... thanks, I'll start using it! JK!
I think the worse line is that whole bid about looking at the tag on someone and saying "I knew you were made in heaven"
I just think if someone starts to mess with my clothes I would probably punch them on the face.
2006-10-24 06:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by crazy_monkey_jr010 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do people REALLY need chat up lines in this day and age?
Just say "Hi! my names ---(Your name here)--' .
Even the females I know use this approach.
Or anything in french like...
'Où est le bout d'ordures le plus proche ?'.
2006-10-25 07:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Norman Bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the worst (and funniest ) One i have heard to date is
"F*** me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Claudia" (This coming from a guy that had no idea what my name is! )
2006-10-24 06:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy takes some ice from his glass, stamps on it and says
"Now that I've broken the ice, do you wanna give me your number?"
2006-10-24 17:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They dont work full stop but heres one .
" Waddup fool , well i say you checking out my *** and i thought id come over and chat to you "
2006-10-25 21:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by badass-mofu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think yers must have a spanner in yers eyes lass... coz every time I look in em me nuts tighten.
2006-10-24 06:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excuse me, i appear to have lost my phone number - could i have yours?
(oooh, also an old friend of mine just went round asking women if they "fancied a shag" - that night he got 15 slaps and a shag!)
2006-10-24 06:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by Kerri 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋