A boy was teaching girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's
subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
2006-10-24 05:19:05 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-24 05:19:43 · update #1
Love It :) :)
2006-10-24 08:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute Cute Cute!
2006-10-24 12:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-24 16:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh,wel,that hillarious and cute.thanx for making me laugh.
2006-10-24 12:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
2006-10-24 19:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That cute!
2006-10-24 12:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by KC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
freak in hilarious
2006-10-24 12:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by tony fernandez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad made me smile!
2006-10-24 14:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its sad not funny
2006-10-24 12:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
goods one friend ...! u maked my friend laugh to...so thanxs for ur joke...! & for the point..!!
2006-10-24 12:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋