I'll start: Why does California have the most lawyers and Texas have the most Rattlesnakes?
Texas got first pick.
2006-10-24 05:16:48 · 5 answers · asked by LoneStar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are lawyer's buried 21 feet deep?
Deep down they are really nice people!
2006-10-24 06:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by TooMuch4U 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
2006-10-24 05:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
The snake has skid marks in front of it.
2006-10-24 05:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
2006-10-24 06:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by stephen p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any, sorry!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-24 05:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋