The thing is his left hand was in his pants is there any reasonable explanaition for this and should i tell my mother, I've also noticed that the cat looks depressed and the gerbil smells funny
2006-10-24 05:04:13 · 27 answers · asked by dpuck_99 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Just pat him on the head and give him a biscuit.
2006-10-24 05:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am shocked at most of the above answers. This is a very serious problem indeed. I don't much care what happens to your Dad, but I have deep concern for the abuse and humiliation suffered by your pets. Tell your mother in front of your father if you can. You do not say how old you are but the creep needs to be reported to the police and social services. I hope he gets deeply humiliated and your mother leaves him. What if she has been having intercourse with him after his sessions with animals? If he goes this far with people in the house , what does he get up to when he is alone. Sub-human!
2006-10-24 05:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just read some of your questions. So here's my solution. -
Firstly -Your dad thinks the dog is having an affair. Hence the checking and comparison of the testicles.
Secondly -The cat is upset because your dad is neglecting the p**sy these days.
And finally - The gerbil has found a long abandoned home to live in.
My conclusion is - Leave everything as it is. Because it seems to me, that your mother feels ok. And your dad feels the dogs bollocks.
2006-10-24 05:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your dad's a man with natural urges, and when you grow up you'll understand that. Anyway, it's all very easily explained: as far as the dog is concerned your dad was simply carrying out an experiment to see how dogs' nether regions compare in size to those of a human being's, thus helping humanity understand more about our four-legged friends. The cat is clearly depressed because it is not receiving the same treatment and feels that there is favouritism going on in the house; and the hamster smells funny because your dad is a big fan of Richard Gere - and who can blame him? After all, American Gigolo was a great film. Now keep your mouth shut and don't tell your mother anything!
2006-10-24 05:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by John P 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
when it comes to things like this, animals must be put into the same category as children. If you wouldn't do it to a child, don't do it to an animal. I would definitely tell your mum and take all animals to vet to be checked out. Animals can't tell you if something is wrong.
2006-10-24 07:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Flit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cat's depressed because he's normally forced to stand and watch (like a gimp), while the gerbil smells funny because your dad uses the withdrawl method!!! As for telling your mum - seriously, if things are already this f****d up, then you're never gonna bring him back...!!!
2006-10-24 05:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by PETER G 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A dog ,a cat and a gerbil, wow Thats called a menagerie a trois. !!
2006-10-24 15:22:01 · answer #7 · answered by freebird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why always jumping to conclusions? The dog could acted sore in that area and he was checking them to see what was the matter. I do that to myself when I get chaffed in that area. He was just looking. No harm in that. Just like my name implies, he was lookn for something.
2006-10-24 05:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by lukn4sumpn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't understand your concern - gerbils always smell funny.
2006-10-24 05:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He might have been weighing them against his own - He might have inadequacy issues. The cats depressed because you have a dog and the gerbil might be dead...
2006-10-24 05:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I suppose you got some enjoyment writing that. I only hope your father never reads it - you are hardly a credit to him.
2006-10-24 05:08:29 · answer #11 · answered by Caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋