An older Jewish man marries a younger woman.
After several months, the young woman complains that she had never climaxed during sex and by birthright, all Jewish women are entitled to at least one climax during sex.
So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi tells them to get a strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex. This, the rabbi says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it.
After several attempts, still no climax.
They go back to the rabbi. The rabbi says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel.
They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other.
When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says,
"You see, schmuck, THAT's how you wave a towel
2006-10-24 04:43:24 · 23 answers · asked by lost_rabbit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one. Now get back to work before you're fired!
2006-10-24 04:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. But how did the rabbi know it would work? Or was he just guessing?
2006-10-24 11:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Draco Moonbeam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-10-24 16:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: how does a real man know if a woman is satisfied?
A: a real man doesn't care!
2006-10-24 11:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by jeep_man129 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my first husband!
2006-10-24 11:49:37 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
thats really funny
now go back to work and make you some money for the wife and kids
2006-10-24 11:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaahaaaa! LOL
2006-10-24 11:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we should let him go on thinking that it was the way he waved the towel...
2006-10-24 11:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looking forward to your next day off, that was EXCELLENT.
2006-10-24 11:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was funny. Good job.
2006-10-24 11:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋